Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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