I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Randomize
