operation have a gay friend backfired
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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