And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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