Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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