The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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