Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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