do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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