Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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