I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just google imaged poop.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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