tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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