So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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