that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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