I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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