I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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