YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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