who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We have so much sex to catch up on
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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