You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I am midnight drunk by noon
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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