I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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