i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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