The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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