Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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