Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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