She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
