thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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