you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
