Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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