How'd it feel making her break her religion?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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