I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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