i can't believe i had my finger in that
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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