they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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