I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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