We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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