I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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