why didn't you poke me back
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
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