everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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