Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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