This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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