I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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