what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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