Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I touched a dick in church today
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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