Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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