I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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