I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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