He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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