No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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