? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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