he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Randomize
