he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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