You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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