butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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