i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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