its not stalking. its research.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
