So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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